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    A collection of “stuff”? Im not sure…

    A collection of “stuff”? Im not sure…

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    My ink water and my tea were in similar cups. I’m sure you now have premeditated thoughts as to what happened - I shall tell you:

    I dipped my ink brush into my tea… it came out covered in honey. I was tempted to lick it off - I resisted.

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    I do believe that grass is to miniature cow as children at Sears are to Jeffrey Dahmer. I know this is really bad taste because it has not yet been 100 years since Jeffreys last “meal”, but it conveys the appropriate amount of urgency. You see, this miniature cow (around the height of 2’4”) almost asphyxiated itself trying to get to a larger ring of grass. It was tied to a post- cruel i know- and expected to be tortured by small children “petted” (as one of the smaller children said).

    After the main rush of scratching, hugging, pulling children was over I decided to go over and sit beside this poor tortured soul. 

    I made a kind of connection with the mini cow. We were both being “petted” way to hard. 

    Not to mention we were both willing to risk possible brain damage (due to lack of oxygen) to get a wider range of grass.

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    polymer clay.
This was fun, but my model wouldn’t stay still.. plus his eyes were too distracting. Not inspired… aagh! oh yea and.. Scott Pilgrim. He’s great. 
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    polymer clay.

    This was fun, but my model wouldn’t stay still.. plus his eyes were too distracting. Not inspired… aagh! oh yea and.. Scott Pilgrim. He’s great. 

    fail crop


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    these fries tasted like jesus. .. before 33…

    these fries tasted like jesus. .. before 33…

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    Sorry about the really sh***y scan.. it’s really bad. 
About Nightmares…
 I’ve been having some pretty bizarre ones that involve pigs with septum rings and triple chins. Im not sure what kind of things i’m thinking about as I fall asleep to prompt these weird ass images, but they’re great subject matter. So, in the next week i’ll be working on the biggest painting i’ve ever done (partly because I just want to take my frustration/confusion out on a big canvas - partly because it would be more effective if it were life sized). New Objective - complete big ass painting before I go to New York (Nov 17th). Oh, and get into college … thats important too i guess… (and probably the cause of most of the nightmares…) 

    Sorry about the really sh***y scan.. it’s really bad. 

    About Nightmares…

    I’ve been having some pretty bizarre ones that involve pigs with septum rings and triple chins. Im not sure what kind of things i’m thinking about as I fall asleep to prompt these weird ass images, but they’re great subject matter. So, in the next week i’ll be working on the biggest painting i’ve ever done (partly because I just want to take my frustration/confusion out on a big canvas - partly because it would be more effective if it were life sized). New Objective - complete big ass painting before I go to New York (Nov 17th). Oh, and get into college … thats important too i guess… (and probably the cause of most of the nightmares…) 

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    Cozy Corner - breakfast joint at which I get very bored. Especially when waiting to walk around my neighborhood with someone I enjoy more than a kick ass vectorized document. 

    Cozy Corner - breakfast joint at which I get very bored. Especially when waiting to walk around my neighborhood with someone I enjoy more than a kick ass vectorized document. 

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    I was in my last class of the day (obviously not paying attention to whatever I was supposed to be doing at the time) when I decided to draw Dustin in his attempt to stay awake though an hour and a half of PrecCal. (He actually fell asleep a couple times-failure on his part.) Little did I know the amount of fun this would be. The result was a weird comic strip - kinda thing. .. I liked it. So now its here.
oh and there is also an odd f***d up looking thing in the corner that was once a failed sketch of a friend… so now its a fish. whatever.

    I was in my last class of the day (obviously not paying attention to whatever I was supposed to be doing at the time) when I decided to draw Dustin in his attempt to stay awake though an hour and a half of PrecCal. (He actually fell asleep a couple times-failure on his part.) Little did I know the amount of fun this would be. The result was a weird comic strip - kinda thing. .. I liked it. So now its here.

    oh and there is also an odd f***d up looking thing in the corner that was once a failed sketch of a friend… so now its a fish. whatever.

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